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If all jobs paid the same and had the same hours, what would you want to be? : AskReddit

When little Timmy went to school,

And learned of Marx and Mao,

He thought the notion rather cool,

‘And right,’ he said, ‘for now!’

‘It seems to me,’ explained the boy,

‘An equal life for all –

Would make the earth a world of joy,

And help the meek and small.’

‘It’s all for one,’ he shook his head,

‘And one for all!’ he cried.

‘A commie, kids!’ his teacher said.

And Timmy fucking died.

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